The Emporer Has No Brains
Lately it seems as though, Fannie Mae, through their infinate wisdom, is just going to do whatever the heck they want to do. They are quickly becoming more of a homeowner and real estate sales company instead of a mortgage "investor". No one at Fannie Mae really seems to be able to grasp the concept of real estate or the concept of what it takes to sell real estate. Sad to say but I would really rather work a short sale on the listing side than I would a Fannie Mae REO property.
I have a few Fannie Mae listings and for the most part, it is truly a waste of time. The properties were on the market with Fannie Mae direct and DID NOT SELL, they go to auction and DID NOT SELL. The listing comes to me through a 3rd party asset manager and I then do a property check, rekey, BPO, preservation and market the property. Problem is that when I get the property, I do a BPO and recommend a price to sell the property, afterall I am local and Fannie Mae is NOT and does not know anything about the property. On every single property, when the listing agreement is sent, the price is exactly the same price of the property when it was listed before and DID NOT SELL. What in the world makes them think it would sell at that price now? Obviously they do not understand that the market in Florida is still in a state of decline so each month that goes by, the property loses more value. I guess they don't know the definition of insanity!
It gets more STUPID..... The offer comes in on the property and standard protocol is for Fannie to counter offer EVERY offer, even if it the offer is more than the BPO value. Each time it takes them days or sometimes a week just to respond to an offer, even though it is all done online. Wait, it gets even more stupid... we get an accepted offer and move towards closing and buyers get an inspection.......................
TERMITES! Yikes, LIVE TERMITES in the property. Of course there is not a lender out there that will finance a home with LIVE TERMITES. Buyer asks to have termites treated and killed, two estimates, lowest one was $400.00, yes $400.00. Well guess what? Fannie Mae won't treat the termites and buyer walks away! Over $400.00 on a $75,000 property. After buyer walks, Fannie still won't KILL THE TERMITES so the house is sitting there being eaten up by termites. The asset manager had the nerve to insinuate that it was my fault the termites were there because she has thousands of properties and mine is the only one with termite issues. Seriously?
Fast forward to another home. We are ready to close and the property FAILS a 4 pt inspection due to the roof. Again, buyers can not get insurance which means they can NOT finance the property. Buyer asks Fannie Mae to repair/replace the roof and buyer will ADD IT TO THE PRICE OF THE HOME! Guess what, Fannie says we can put a tarp on the roof and lets the deal fall apart. Did I mention that the buyer offered to rasie their offer price if Fannie would get take care of the roof issues so the roof would pass an inspection?
Ok, on to probably the worst part of all, OUT OF TOWN TITLE COMPANIES are the worst thing to happen to real estate. It takes weeks for get anyone from the title companies to call or email us back, they RARELY ever close on time and quite honestly their customer service is pathetic.
Sorry for the rant but I am quite sick of Fannie Mae and their policies. Fannie Mae people, if you are reading this, stop pretending that you know anything about real estate and start relying in LOCAL agents and LOCAL title companies to each area to sell your properties. Stop the stupidity and get rid of your inventory. STOP wasting taxpayer money!
FANNIE MAE if you read this, I challenge you to call me at 850-890-0132. I highly doubt that anyone will, afterall it is too easy to keep up the insanity.


